@yonewt: God I'm so stupid I was looking all over for my car keys, turns out they were on my head the entire time.
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@InternetHippo: JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child
@Brentweets: If someone is choking the best thing to do is ask them if they're okay repeatedly then if that fails give a concerned look until resolved.
@aSapCoolDad: *shows up to marathon with perfect hair* Yeah I've been conditioning a lot for this race