@shariv67: God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying.
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@RandomAntics: My neighbors got so weird when I asked how many bodies they thought were buried in their yard. I meant roughly, not like an exact number.
@OutrageousM: I like playing with my dog when I'm high. Because I don't have one when I'm sober.
@sammyrhodes: If you've ever wondered which of your friends loved V for Vendetta, you're in luck today.