@shariv67: God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying.
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@AbrasiveGhost: GOD: I call them Water Buffalo ANGEL: But they live on land GOD: Yep ANGEL: GOD: ANGEL: u really dont care anymore do u GOD: Not a bit
@YouWillGo2Hell: Every time you do a shot of tequila, an angel hi-fives a fairy and they agree to meet later to kick you in the head while you're sleeping.
@SaraESpivey: I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him GOD, I hope he calls me.
@nocturnallyme: I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan.