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@thenatewolf: GOD: Make humans super super awake when it's time to go to bed, and super super tired when it's time to wake up.

GOD'S ASSISTANT: Did you... Did you mean that the other way around?

GOD: [Embarassed, but afraid to show weakness] Just fricken do it, Jeff.

GOD: Make humans super super awake when it’s time to go to bed, and super super tired when it’s time to wake up.

GOD’S ASSISTANT: Did you… Did you mean that the other way around?

GOD: [Embarassed, but afraid to show weakness] Just fricken do it, Jeff.

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