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@kumailn: [God making trees]
God: "They're alive but not. Every now & then they drop food."
Angel: "I don't--"
God: "Also they breathe the opposite."

[God making trees]
God: “They’re alive but not. Every now & then they drop food.”
Angel: “I don’t–”
God: “Also they breathe the opposite.”

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