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@markedly: GOD: Mark, I have chosen you. You will know answers to all of life's mysteries, just listen to the voicemail I left you.

ME: voicemail? ugh

GOD: Mark, I have chosen you. You will know answers to all of life’s mysteries, just listen to the voicemail I left you.

ME: voicemail? ugh

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