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@therealeatwood: GOD: Moses!! I COMMAND YOU TO—can you take your shoes off

MOSES: What? Why

G: I’m trying to keep the place nice, OK?

M: It’s a mountain

GOD: Moses!! I COMMAND YOU TO—can you take your shoes off

MOSES: What? Why

G: I’m trying to keep the place nice, OK?

M: It’s a mountain

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