@LOLGOP: God must be a Republican. He wasn't that into humans until He found His Son was one.
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@Jade_VK: FRIEND WHO JUST RECEIVED MAGICAL POWERS: idk what I should do first FRIEND WHO IS TRAPPED IN AN OIL PAINTING FOR SOME REASON: I have an idea
@fro_vo: dave: dave's coming over dave: dave from work or dave who talks to himself dave: no one's coming over dave