@LOLGOP: God must be a Republican. He wasn't that into humans until He found His Son was one.
@PinkCamoTO: *interview for new roommate*
Ninja: I know it's a small place, but you won't even know I'm here.
@UnicornSyrup: Just bumped into Gloria Gaynor's ghost!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
@dlockw21: I can tell she's pissed, the floors look amazing.
@DannyZuker: Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section.
@evanR39: If one door closes and another door opens, then probably your in a jail.