@LOLGOP: God must be a Republican. He wasn't that into humans until He found His Son was one.
@Adam14: I still use the word "dude".
I don't give a dude.
I don't use it right, but I still dude it.
@A_Tribs: Her : You hang up first. nnMe : *click*
@dysalexia: You guys I found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on Facebook.
@Sarcasticsapien: This election feels like Tim Burton was writing and directing it and halfway through Quentin Tarantino took over.
@MiketheSourcer: Me: I love you.
5 yr: I love you too.
Me: I love you more than you’ll ever love me.
5 yr: Okay