@notalogin: God never gives you more than you can handle. But I'm not God. I'm just a bag boy. And you'll wanna take these groceries out in the cart.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Marlebean: Damn boy, are you leftover pizza in the fridge? Because I've been thinking about you all night...
@just1fool: My daughter asked me if it was illegal to be blind which tells me I didn't explain "legally blind" very well.
@Parkerlawyer: Hubs left his Amazon account open on the laptop and I swear to God if I'm getting a lawnmower for Mother's Day there will be bloodshed.
@infamousone96: "I'm single and ready to mingle"..oh god, is this why I'm still single, cuz I say shit like that?