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@david8hughes: God: Noah, I need an ark.
Noah: Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?
God: Uh [huge grin] cos I'm banging his wife? [raises hand] up top?

God: Noah, I need an ark.
Noah: Why don’t you ask Joseph, the carpenter?
God: Uh [huge grin] cos I’m banging his wife? [raises hand] up top?

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