@michaelianblack: "God" not mentioned in Democratic platform means they don't worship God. "Money" mentioned eleven times in Republican platform.
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@ImFunnyMang: And on the 32nd day, God had forgotten to end his free trial, so he was charged for the month.
@CornOnTheGoblin: Art Teacher: your drawings are due tomorrow me: [hours later] maybe add in some grapes police sketch artist: ..a bowl of fruit attacked you?
@wolfpupy: dont put all your eggs in one basket, put them in the little egg tray in the fridge thats what its for you idiot
@MenHumor: Nothing says I have faith in god like the six inches of bullet proof glass on the popes car.