@LizHackett: God returns to his desk with lunch. Taking a bite, he looks over at video monitors marked "Earth". The avocado drops out of his sandwich.
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@Ms_Moneypenny_: You are right, 27 is "just a number" but I'm looking for a man, not a boy. No offense. PS: Save my number... just in case I change my mind.
@Lisa_Laughs_: I wasn't trying to break you up, but she asked me what I did last night, and your name came up. *shrugs
@5hael: Once you go black, you can always go back to having coffee with milk, there's really no set in stone rules here.
@TheGladStork: When my wife pisses me off, I get on her Pinterest and pin lots of mediocre shit, like cupcakes that just look like cupcakes.