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@geekysteven: GOD: That's the last of the animals. Now add warning colors to the poison ones
ANGEL: Will do
GOD: But not all of them, keep some surprises

GOD: That’s the last of the animals. Now add warning colors to the poison ones
ANGEL: Will do 
GOD: But not all of them, keep some surprises

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