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@decentbirthday: God: U have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami

Noah: But you're god, can't you just stop the tsunami

God: *loves boats* No

God: U have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami

Noah: But you’re god, can’t you just stop the tsunami

God: *loves boats* No

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