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@iamspacegirl: God *up on a chair, shrieking*: GET IT GET IT

Mrs God: You know they're more afraid of you than you are of them *gently sweeps man outside*

God *up on a chair, shrieking*: GET IT GET IT

Mrs God: You know they’re more afraid of you than you are of them *gently sweeps man outside*

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