@samalmightysam: God was able to create everything in only 6 days cause he didn't have a woman next to him telling him what color she wanted everything to be
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@JDotComma: I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it.
@TheCatWhisprer: You know you're getting fat when you make a comment about needing to lose weight and the other person doesn't say anything back.
@darinlovesbacon: Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background.