@samalmightysam: God was able to create everything in only 6 days cause he didn't have a woman next to him telling him what color she wanted everything to be
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@joeljeffrey: This time of year, I get sick of everyone writing an "X" instead of "Christ". I think it's time we all put the Christ back in Christ-box 360
@ShutUpThatsWho: [Budapest airport] IMMIGRATION: So what is your purpose for visiting Hungary? ME: [holding huge bag of marbles] I wanna see the hippoes.
@TheToddWilliams: [creation] GOD: So how do you like the flying? PENGUIN: Meh it's no big deal GOD: Oh is that right
@EvilPandaX: Anyone realize Dora is always lost every episode? Why is their no Amber alert for her? Is it because she's Mexican?