@mantej: God was truly looking out for me today — I opened a bag of air and found a few Lay’s potato chips inside.
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@juneohara65: Doctors who expect me to pee on command, I'm not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know.
@iLikeCatShirts: When someone tries to tell me they can't do something, I'm like "you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?"
@BuckyIsotope: Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer. Keep your frenemies in a dark basement filled with bees.