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@Playing_Dad: [God, wasted, creating humans]
Angel: How do they cool themselves off?
God: *takes a drink* Salt water comes out of them.
Angel: How...Ok.

[God, wasted, creating humans] 
Angel: How do they cool themselves off? 
God: *takes a drink* Salt water comes out of them.
Angel: How…Ok.

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