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@thenatewolf: God: why don't we text anymore?

Me: you know why

God: I can't just give everyone a Sega whenever they ask. That's not how it works

Me: k

God: why don’t we text anymore?

Me: you know why

God: I can’t just give everyone a Sega whenever they ask. That’s not how it works

Me: k

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