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@Reverend_Scott: God: You finish all 11 commandments?
Moses: About the 11th one...
God: What?
Moses: Check yourself before you wreck yourself?
God: Fine, 10.

God: You finish all 11 commandments?
Moses: About the 11th one…
God: What?
Moses: Check yourself before you wreck yourself?
God: Fine, 10.

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