@LuvPug: God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle.
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@sofarrsogud: Hootenanny is just one of those stupid made up words, like 'ambition' and 'productivity'.
@Thedudish: I don't know which is stranger: That the cat buried a mouse's body in the yard, or that the service was attended by dozens of mice in suits.
@stellarjulez808: If a mad scientist ever clones me, throw a cube of cheese in the air. The faster one is me.
@MelvinofYork: Well hello, "Party-Size" bag of Doritos. Welcome to my party! There will be no other guests.