@LuvPug: God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle.
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@RastaHipsta: Mission Impossible? He's done four of them now. Let's call it "Mission Pretty Hard but Ultimately Doable"
@TheBoydP: Relationship status: Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown to kick. She's Lucy. I'm the football.
@lisaxy424: Based on how he reacts, you'd think my dog's entire family was killed by pizza delivery guys.
@Vodkantots: In some cultures, it's considered polite to scream when someone shows you their baby. I'd be considered proper there. Probably.