@LuvPug: God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle.
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@SaltyCorpse: I'm eating the last of the pizza rolls but I'm puttting the empty bag back so my kids know what it's like to get their hopes crushed.
@sofarrsogud: Hootenanny is just one of those stupid made up words, like 'ambition' and 'productivity'.
@DebraMuffin: No thanks, cosmetics lady. I'm years past 'bare & natural'. Save us both some time & show me the stuff you'd need to prep & refinish a wall.