@Eenfidel: Godzilla on his smartphone, googling 'How many carbs does Tokyo have'
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@Thynebear: Did you seriously hire a mentally unstable person to drive our kids just so you could say he's driving them crazy? Me as a principal: Maybe
@jonny_is_good: Im the victim of an office bathroom power move. My guy used both air dryers to dry his hands while I just stood there like a wet handed fool
@hazelmotes1: Giving your kid a recorder and telling him to go home and practice is how teachers get revenge on society for paying them so poorly.
@Brentweets: Twitter is like a dorm, someone is always up at every hour, someone is crying and someone is drunk.