@Eenfidel: Godzilla on his smartphone, googling 'How many carbs does Tokyo have'
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@SteveSuckington: "Expose yourself to Art" they said "Art will tase you and call the cops on you" they didn't say
@Reverend_Scott: I'll take Manly Men for $500, Alex. "Answer. These booklets of pages are a pointless waste of time." What are instructions? "Correct."