@HisDulcinea: *Godzilla screeching in pain as he accidentally steps on Legoland*
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@Naked_Superman: It's the embarrassment, not the blunt force trauma that kills you when you're hit by a Smart car.
@ShortSleeveSuit: Lady: Don’t go there it’s a very Brad neighborhood Me: Brad? *Hundreds of Brads ascend from the sewers. Time stops. The sky turns Brad*