@HisDulcinea: *Godzilla screeching in pain as he accidentally steps on Legoland*
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@Jake_Vig: Police Officer: "Turn around!" Me: *sings* "Every every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round..."
@jen_says_nah: If you love something set it free, if it stays its yours Go on then pizza, leave! Get outta here..... *pizza stays *happy tears
@dubstep4dads: Local Singles 2.9 Miles From Your Area *refresh page* Local Singles 3.7 Miles From Y.. "no dont leave" *refresh page* Local Singles 7.8 Mile
@david8hughes: Me: ugh. The radio these days is full of bad news. Burglary over there, stabbing over here. Just turn it off please Arresting officer: no