@Tmoney68: Godzilla vs. A Floor Scattered With Legos
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@SaraMansford: Dear karma: perhaps we could be partners? You're doing great work, but I've identified a bunch of people you've overlooked.
@varoon_singh: When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
@vanluvz1: Any fountain can be a Fountain of Youth if filled with champagne and you've had 5 glasses.
@Paxochka: Sometimes you look at an ex and think maybe they're not so bad. And then they start to talk and remind you why you hate them.