@Henry_3k: *Goes back in time to kill the inventors of Twitter. Returns home to amaze friends on Facebook with endless jokes about vodka & pizza.*
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@rickolantern: Florida is about to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes. I hope when they bite you they make you drive better.