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@Jenny4ashley: *goes down on one knee*
One Knee: I have a girlfriend
@AmericanGent69: Me having sex is like bungee jumping.
It's either amazing, or someone gets seriously injured.
There is no in between.
@tropicalenvy: Do you people like your catfish battered and deep fried?
@ClichedOut: *delivers baby*
Nurse 1: I'm exhausted.
Nurse 2: I hate Labor Day.
@Cheeseboy22: Startle and amuse your cat by replacing its kitty litter with Poprocks. (Ladies: feel free to share this idea on your pinny website thing.)
@catlikethiefx0: The 1st rule of Female Fight Club is: You didn't hear this from me! Seriously do NOT tell anyone I told you, I promised I wouldn't tell.