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@AimeeHelene1: *goes in fridge; makes sandwich*
*grabs beer*
*sits on couch; turns on TV*

Him: Ma'am, this is an open house
Me: I need the full experience

*goes in fridge; makes sandwich*
*grabs beer*
*sits on couch; turns on TV*

Him: Ma’am, this is an open house
Me: I need the full experience

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