@Underchilde: *Goes into fabric store looking for girlfriend material*
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@peachesanscream: What if your dog speaks French and this whole time has been asking you for some beef?
@TheRolo: Date: So what do you do for fun? Me: [Flashes back to me tightly strapping a Rolex around a quail] I love bird watching.
@2tickytacky: I had to memorize a random 18 digit password before she'd let me in. Guess who stole your Soap Opera Digest out of the mailbox, Mom?
@crylenol: what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?