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@UncleDuke1969: *goes into kitchen
*makes toast
*pours coffee
*sits at table
*opens Sunday paper

"WHO ARE YOU & WHY ARE YOU IN MY KITCHEN?"

*sighs
*leaves

*goes into kitchen
*makes toast
*pours coffee
*sits at table
*opens Sunday paper

“WHO ARE YOU & WHY ARE YOU IN MY KITCHEN?”

*sighs
*leaves

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