@BillMc7: *goes on Facebook AGAIN*
*reads 100,000th idiotic post*
*thinks other people are stupid*
@darksidedeb: #MyIdeaOfKinky is sending you a picture of me in my bra.
@ningella: People who live in Lego houses should not walk around without shoes.
@notalogin: [2 Humans who definitely aren't lizard people at Denny's]
1: I sure am glad they don't have newt brain on the menu
2: Right on, fellow human
@KalvinMacleod: Alanis Morissette: It’s like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
Spoons R Us clerk: Ma’am, nobody asked you to shop here.
@PaperWash: 4 y/o: how does Santa go to everyone's house in one night
me: warp speed
4 y/o: warp speed isn't real
me: neither is Santa go to sleep