@BillMc7: *goes on Facebook AGAIN*
*reads 100,000th idiotic post*
*thinks other people are stupid*
@BlindChow: In Europe, her milkshake brings all the boys to the meter.
@Rollinintheseat: The key to house hunting is knowing that the house is more afraid of you than you are of it.
@platinum2000: "How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?"
*I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.
@withanewname: *moves heaven & earth for her*
*moves more left
*little more right
*moves heaven & earth back to original spot*
@Chumpstring: [first day as a human being] wow there are a lot of us, this seems promising :) it appears that we’re all in this togeth-