@BillMc7: *goes on Facebook AGAIN*
*reads 100,000th idiotic post*
*thinks other people are stupid*
@RoosterMustache: [having sex]
ME: oh yeah do you like that
ME: *like an auctioneer* doyoulikethat-isee$5foryes-$5foryes-doisee$10-$10foryes
@aka_IDIOT_: Together, I can beat schizophrenia.
@better_off_dad: *At the bank
Robber:THIS IS A STICKUP!
Me:Looks like a gun
M:Well, 'THIS IS A GUN' is way scarier
Teller:He's got a point
@LennoxTruman: "Sure it's a dental PRACTICE, but dont fret, I know what I'm doing. Open wide."
"Ok which ones are the teeths? Where are teeth"
@petemandik: If someone tells you they don't like some particular word, do not torment them with it. To do so is totally moist.