@BillMc7: *goes on Facebook AGAIN*
*reads 100,000th idiotic post*
*thinks other people are stupid*
@donni: "My god...we're monsters," I murmured to a local monster, who nodded sympathetically
@mdob11: [being pushed into the middle of a dance circle] please, I have a family
@Brianhopecomedy: Came back from the doctor and told my wife that I was perfectly healthy and I could've sworn she mouthed the word "crap".
@jordan_stratton: The best part of Robocop is when they spent billions of dollars making a cyborg super soldier instead of helping Detroit not be awful.
@FilthyRichmond: God gives everyone a hot cousin to test us.