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@Sleinso: *Goes to local train station*
*Runs into platform 9¾*
*Head bangs against wall*
Family: What were you doing?
Me: *whispers* Pfft! Muggles.

*Goes to local train station*
*Runs into platform 9¾*
*Head bangs against wall*
Family: What were you doing? 
Me: *whispers* Pfft! Muggles.

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