@PetiteRainCity: *Goes to the gym. Takes a selfie in front of the weights. Leaves.
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@PeterClayton6: If you say 'my cocaine' really loudly, you will sound exactly like Michael Caine saying his own name. I will never get tired of this.
@JohnLyonTweets: A friend is in jail and I can't help feeling partially responsible because I framed him for murder.