@PetiteRainCity: *Goes to the gym. Takes a selfie in front of the weights. Leaves.
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@Darlainky: A costumer just said to me that my daughter and I look like twins. And I was like, "Well, we were separated at birth."
@Donna_McCoy: There's nothing more difficult than trying to convince a narcissist that you don't like them.
@moose_chocolate: I'm a slow runner unless I think I left my phone unlocked in the next room, in which case I'm Usain Bolt.