@ScottLinnen: Going as a hashtag for Halloween so everybody ignores me.
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@DaHess1: I want to see a pregnancy test commercial where 2 single people high five the shit out of each other because it's negative.
@shopkins776: Always take one positive friend & one negative friend on road trips. Then if your battery dies, you can hook cables to them & start your car
@thepunningman: Passer-by: hey buddy, do you have change for the phonebox? Clark Kent: why would I change in a phonebox? P: I didnt- CK: I'm not Superman
@iAmDelFreaky: Me: I wonder what the wicked witch's name is. 7: Ding Dong. Me: What? 7: The song says, Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Me: Oh. My. God. 😂