@ScottLinnen: Going as a hashtag for Halloween so everybody ignores me.
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@Joe_Schmuck: "I'll Knock You Into Next Week" have black mothers invented time travel? Details at 11. #ABCReports
@whatmaddness: Two raccoons reach into a moonlit bag of trash. A moment! Their paws meet. They lock eyes. They hiss and scratch the shit out of each other.
@Beatonm5: Next time someone asks you how you slept, close your eyes & say “like this” & just stay that way for like 8 hours!!!
@valentinebaby82: Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well