@NikiWithIssues: Going commando is the closest I'll ever get to joining the army.
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@iRowlf: It's pretty rude how they'll kick you out of the hospital just for using a defibrillator to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
@hazelmotes1: "They are more afraid of you than you are of them." -people who know even less about me than they do about bears
@Book_Krazy: Me: Bless me father for I have sinned... Priest texting me back: I already told you, I'm not absolving u of your sins unless you come in.
@ExploringUrMind: Drugs, is not the answer unless the question is why are you eating spaghetti with your hands.