@NikiWithIssues: Going commando is the closest I'll ever get to joining the army.
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@archerenemy: Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?
@Marcmywords2: Kids, you can grow up and be whoever you want ........ it's called identity theft.
@imogenjayy: Takes approximately 7.5 seconds for #Adele to make you mourn a relationship that you weren't even in.