@JKickinit30: Going out for chupacabras is not as fun as it may sound. Just because it sounds like mexican food doesn’t mean that it actually is.
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@ColdPetRat: astrology then: I seek the meaning of human life in the stars. astrology now: If Capricorns Were A Type Of Noodle, They Would Be Rigatoni.
@Shen_the_Bird: date: i'm very level-headed me: [furious that the word ratify doesn't mean to turn something into a rat] omg me too
@bananagrvyrd: So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot