@Reel2Dialog2: [from the bottom of a lake] I have this thing where I underestimate the size of puddles.

@Tbone7219: Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth.

@garrydavenport: To those of you who received a book from me as a Christmas present: just to let you know that they are due back at the library tomorrow.

@ThePocketJustin: Avenge me but only if it's convenient.

@better_off_dad: God: I made the sky a canvas, the sun & the clouds an ever changing painting of colorful beauty. Devil: I made potato chips.