@DrawingShadows: Going to a bar within walking distance of my house reduces the likelihood that I will wake up partially clothed behind a dumpster tomorrow.
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@KenJennings: Yes, in fact I DO know what it's like to bleed like crazy once a month. That's my flossing schedule.
@CarolinaSong: Girls are like math problems. If they are under 18, its best you do them in your head
@notacroc: DOCTOR: what were you thinking? He had a sword. ME: *bleeding everywhere, clutching my favorite pen* that's not how it's supposed to work