@DrawingShadows: Going to a bar within walking distance of my house reduces the likelihood that I will wake up partially clothed behind a dumpster tomorrow.
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@_sweet_ham: Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it's the thought that counts.
@juliussharpe: Before you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?
@TheSofiya: which is the Beyonce song where it's like we're independent but also you should marry us but like we're super-strong but also pay our bills