@Schindizzle: Going to a Kenny G concert must feel like being on hold for two hours.
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@krisv_723: Fred realized too late that he should have bought a fresh sheet for his toga, when he walked into the black light party.
@INeed_AnAdult: Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.
@Deirdreocx: [Courtroom] Judge: Have you been up before me? Convict: I don't know, Judge. What time were you up this morning?