@Schindizzle: Going to a Kenny G concert must feel like being on hold for two hours.
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@LittlestSlobo: The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you're fighting with your brother.
@bornmiserable: ME: Avenge my death CO-WORKER: That's just a paper cut ME: [coughs, grabs his collar] DON'T YOU NORMALIZE THIS
@lawblob: video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house.