@qwertying: "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
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@stockejock: Twitter reminds me of what my grandpa always used to say, 'Who are you people and what are you all jabbering about anyway?'
@OVLH: "He's more scared of you than you are of him" - Girl coaching her friend into talking to me
@H0TMessBarbie: I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especially if they're empty.