@djdarrellripley: Going to church doesn't necessarily make you a nice person... It does, however, make you sleepy.
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@River_Niles: Today I found out my nephew is scared of the vacuum.. Today I also found out I have a very dark cruel evil side to me..
@weinerdog4life: Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don't even know it.
@DarkerWillow: You collect clowns AND porcelain dolls?? Are you sure you don't want some help filling out your dating profile sir?