@djdarrellripley: Going to church doesn't necessarily make you a nice person... It does, however, make you sleepy.
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@AbbyHasIssues: I missed a call from my mom, so I assume the helicopter that just flew over my house is part of the search crew she called.
@GetCougarized: Big things DO NOT always come in small packages! I wish someone had told me the truth before I pounced on this adorable midget. Poor fella.
@QwertyJones3: "Doctor, I'm afraid of people yelling letters of the alphabet at me." THERAPIST: Oh! You are? WHY???
@adult_keverage: "Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated." Thank you news-anchor. It's my first summer.