@GoddessTitty: Going to get a facial today... this guy on Craigslist is offering a way lower price than the salon!
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@HeyoShellz: My 4 year old refused his dinner but it's ok because I caught him eating a Milkbone earlier
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Fun Fact: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could also get a dozen beers and a dozen wings at happy hour. Prob even pay for parking too
@KeetPotato: [paddling along the amazon silently in a kayak] wife: "it's so beautiful" me: "can you believe they named this after a website?"