@Brentweets: Going to open a Vietnamese restaurant and name it Viet Nom Nom Nom.
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@the_moonface: Maybe if we start smacking people when they say something stupid, evolution will eventually create a delay between thinking and speaking.
@bridger_w: I eat the first half of a burrito to get full, I eat the second half to teach myself a lesson
@alicewhitey: Just saw a cyclist put his hand out to indicate he was turning left when a lone pedestrian high fived him. I feel so good right now.