@Brentweets: Going to open a Vietnamese restaurant and name it Viet Nom Nom Nom.
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@AaronFullerton: OK, if you get to refer to your favorite football team as "we," then I definitely get to refer to the cast of Friends as "we."
@Smethanie: I bet Ryan Gosling doesn't even blow his candles out. He probably just winks at them and they faint.
@novicefather: [cuddling] her: what are you thinking about? me: these pretzels are making me thirsty
@daemonic3: [spelling bee] Your word is 'impossible' "Oh, well I guess no point in trying" *walks off stage*