@Brentweets: Going to open a Vietnamese restaurant and name it Viet Nom Nom Nom.
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@ajax06: My favorite thing to say to old people is, "When I was your age I didn't believe in reincarnation either".
@dlockw21: *Looking through binoculars Awww, it looks like she forgot her password. I should remind her what it is.
@hrtbps: "I have parrot-like reflexes." "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?" "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"