@kyle_thatisall: Going to show my kids before and after pictures of Lindsay Lohan and say this girl didn't think she needed a nap either.
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@david8hughes: As a fireman, I'm constantly asked questions like, "Can you please stop flexing & put out that fire?"
@Kalarlis: hi rappers i have been shaking dat ass all night and i am exhausted can you make a song about sitting and watching tv at a reasonable volume
@KatieBurnett: Do people who happily announce their pregnancy know they are going to be stuck with a baby afterwards?
@Ameiam: They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone.