@megchambe: going to the gym to throw donuts at all the skinny people
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@HeelyHanson: Will you marry me? 'Is a marriage proposal' Will, you, Mary, me? 'A foursome inquiry'
@EricaTheThor: Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.
@MrsMikePatton: My boyfriend got pissed because I didn't swallow. Is it my fault I have a nut allergy?