@shkeeber: Going to war is the only way Americans can learn geography.
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@dafloydsta: [at a bar] *sees hot chick check me out* *writes note on napkin and asks bartender to give to her* *she reads note* "STOP STARING IT'S RUDE"
@Kyle_Lippert: Robin Thicke is what would happen if a roofie became a human and decided to make music.
@rolldiggity: Decades of video games have left me WAY too confident in my ability to break open a wooden crate.