@1Happytwit: Gold fish don't like being pulled out of their tank for a cuddle.
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@TweetsByTheTony: Hey, girl. I noticed you checking out my Hello Kitty socks. Just so you know...the boxers match. *winks*
@crunchenhancer: I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.
@Lexi__Alexandra: "Tell me why I shouldn't report you to HR?" The doctor yelled at me when I used the defibrillator wrong. "I don't work here" I yelled back.