@TheCatWhisprer: Golf is probably fun if you like walking around outside in business casual.
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@jordan_stratton: All of our friends were having babies, so my wife and I decided we might as well go ahead and get new friends.
@squirrel74wkgn: Me (answers phone): HELL-o Mom: Hi, honey. Your Dad is trying to change the time on the VCR you bought us in 83 Me: Please leave a message
@thepunningman: Hansel: What if we get lost? Gretel: We'll just leave a trail of breadcrumbs to follow Duck: Good idea Hansel: Gretel: Duck: I mean quack