@weinerdog4life: Golf Tip: Be sure and yell "FORE" before throwing your golf club at a jogger.
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@TinaMav: How to kill a spider: get a piece of tissue paper, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down.
@ProudFFAalumni: Instead of accusing me of eating your leftover pie, ask yourself why you had any left to begin with, quitter *said thru a mouthful of pie*
@rad_milk: i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead