@SCbchbum: Gonna hand out job applications to teenage trick-or-treaters who ring my doorbell.
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@kimtopher22: I saw death today, in the face of the man at the next table, as I heard his wife say "I don't know, do you THINK I look fat?"
@CherylCheryl94: To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present - They are due back at the library tomorrow.
@girl_a_whirl: I like how this car asks me if it's safe to move in reverse. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS GETTING MARRIED???