@SCbchbum: Gonna hand out job applications to teenage trick-or-treaters who ring my doorbell.
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@AnOrangeSNES: To make a long story short: Hamlet: Everyone dies Macbeth: Everyone dies Titanic: Everyone dies Twilight: You want to die
@lazerdoov: I bought "extra whitening" toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in Korea teaching English
@TwinSurvivalist: After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them.