@RandomAntics: gonna have me one of them sexy closed-casket funerals, leave somethin to the imagination
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@scott2ten: Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that.
@korryduke: Hey people with one syllable names...... Good job ruining the Happy Birthday song. Jerks
@shawnspree: Friend: How many calories does heartache burn? Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.