@AmishPornStar1: Gonna trade in my wife's menstrual cycle for a really cool mountain bike.
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@TheBoydP: I may be getting old but not “doesn’t know what day of the week it is” old. I can tell by which day I open on my daily pill organizer.
@DebasaurusRex: I won't be gratified sexually until someone dumps one of those big Gatorade containers on me after.
@Book_Krazy: Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to 'Toys For Tots' before you're eligible for an Xbox?