@AmishPornStar1: Gonna trade in my wife's menstrual cycle for a really cool mountain bike.
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@MableGertrude: If I was a bodybuilder I would slather up with grease and slide to work instead of driving to save money.
@Black__Elvis: I don't understand why I keep getting denied for bank loans because I have good credit & I'm only asking to borrow like four or five banks.
@drinksmcgee: Me: C'mon, baby. Send me a pic. Her: I dunno. Me: Baby, please. I need it. Her: Fine. *Opens pic of pug dressed like a duck* Me: Sweeeeeet
@215potter: Thank god my brother's getting his PhD, I was running out of ways to disappoint my parents.